This should lighten the mood.

My cousin, nephew and I were quizzing each other on some Weird Al songs and lyrics last night and it all started with a reference to "Fat" during dinner. If mimicry is flattery, than parody is flattery + amiable jest. Occasionally a parody is meant to be more of an insult but I believe in Weird Al's case he genuinely appreciates all the songs he parodies.
For those of you who now need to contrast with the King of Pop's original, "Bad", here is Micheal Jackson:
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Click here for more info on Weird Al Yankovic – Even Worse – "Fat".
The MP3 may be purchased here… Weird Al Yankovic - Even Worse

G found this one. Too funny …and awesome, of course!
AND I'm awesome too apparently! It is awesome how many of the characteristics of his awesomeness I share. "I've got the swagger of a cripple." Check. "There's no voicemail nobody called." Check. "Physically the opposite of Randy Moss." Check.
Oh and as G pointed out, one of the instruments appears to be the "pan flute" on a synthesizer. That IS awesome!
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Click here for more info on Spose – "I'm Awesome".
The MP3 may be purchased here… Spose - I'm Awesome

I need a little comedy today. A little Slap Chop Rap (aka Rap Chop) should do it!
Update 2010/02/04:
I needed a little comedy too, as it turned out. On my way to work my exhaust pipe gave way such that my car sounded like it had no muffler. Five minutes later a sheriff pulled me over and gave me a ticket for it. In my town you have a very very short window during which to fix your car issues, but I did it. Pow fixed within 24 hours and the ticket dropped. Yeah! Slap Chop helped me avoid ridiculous fines! The power of a laugh… er… fine chopping tool.
If you totally need to buy a Slap Chop now, here is a link:

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Click here for more info on DJ Steve Porter – "Slap Chop Rap".
The MP3 is not available from what I can tell, but really you need the video to go with it for the full experience here… DJ Steve Porter - Slap Chop Rap